Resurrection
A nation mourned Jane the Cake’s tragic death. But what happens to cakes after they die in drug fuelled car accidents? This is a story of biblical proportions - more epic than Sweeney Todd The Musical and quarries in northern France combined. It’s redemption in action raisin style. Jane is the new Jesus - the parallels are obvious.
What is Second Life - a place where memes go to die? A place where the living are already dead? Is there any hope in this land?
Everywhere is empty - especially churches - abandoned by residents in favour of Nazi vampire role play games which are also empty. No one has been inside this church for millennia, not even Tom Hanks. Does this small piece of Victoriana hold the key to Second Life’s salvation?
Lo! Jesus shares his cross with a wiser, more powerful, flour and sugar based avatar.
So powerful she can eat Jesus’ head! Jane the Cake resurrected on the cross! Save our souls Jane! Jesus is not creative he just has a part of his skull missing! RISE UP AND DO YOUR WORK!!
Jane loves being resurrected and the saviour of Second Life. She no longer needs a car to get around and she’s got the body of man.
She’s so happy in fact she prays to herself
Old habits die hard for Jane, she is easily corrupted. She couldn’t give a fuck about Second Life’s salvation - she just wants chicken nuggets. Having been only able to go to the drive thru in the real world the promise of actually going into the restaurant makes Jane climax in her chain mail.
Fuck yeah! 30 chicken nuggets bitch.
This McDonald sells characters from The Wire.
So full with virtual dinner Jane needs a little sit down, a cigarette, and a pair of massive tits.
Things get confusing for Jane.
Racked with guilt Jane needs to confess.
But things rapidly deteriorate.
Best get to a rave.
God clangs hard. Jane is not impressed.
Have you met the clang hippo? God knows him well.
Jane goes to the circus.
WE CAN’T STOP HERE. THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!!!!!
Jane needs a quick refresher course.
It’s useless though - she immediately gets fellated by a dog.
Jane gets confused. Has she ended up in someone else’s joke?
Clearly she has.
It all gets a bit much for Jane.
So much for salvation.
Jane is almost free of this hate filled land.
It was a beautiful ceremony many residents come to pay their respects.
It’s a small conciliation for Jane. She has ruined two lives now.
